JOANIE’S WORLD

WOW I REALLY HAVE TO HAND IT TO LADY GAGA SHE SURE TAKES HER FASHION SERIOUSLY… THANK YOU LADY GAGA FOR ENTERTAINING US WITH YOUR FEARLESS FASHION IDEAS!!!! CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF THE LADY ROCKIN KERMIT THE FROG!!! LOVE THE LITTLE TOUCH OF THE KERMIT HAT PERCHED ON HER HEAD……

I’m so excited tomorrow JUNE 16 the premiere of Mariah Carey’s new single ” Obsessed” will debut on a radio station called B 96.  I don’t know where this station is located somewhere far away I suppose but I can tell you that this will be the summer of Mariah!!! I wonder what the new song will sound like?? I’m sure it will be the usual smash hit wonder by the multi octave one!!!! Go Mariah!!! Glad the new record ” Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel” is on the way!!!!

FEELING " OBSESSED???"

I was surfing online and I came across this pic of Jennifer Anniston wearing this shiny, crinkly, strapless dress.  I thought it looked really cute on her.  Do they make it in size bigger??

MS. ANNISTON

I wanted to take a moment to give props to the couples that had us glued to our T.V’S and big screens.  These are the couples whose love touched and inspired.  We laughed we cried and we had to remember to tell ourselves that they were fake!!!!!  Sorry it’s just that sometimes I take my T.V shows and movies a little to seriously!!!  Here is my countdown. 

5.  Jordan Catalano and Angela Chase ” My So Called Life”

THAT'S JORDAN CATALANO YOU HAVE TO SAY FIRST AND LAST NAME TOGETHER

This was really a great show that really should have been on longer.  Jordan Catalano as Angela always called him sure deserved to be called by his first and last name everytime she would talk about him. Remember his romantic song he wrote for her ” Red” oh ya it was really about his car but we rooted for them anyway!!!! GREAT SHOW!!! Every school needs a Jordan Catalano!!!!!

4.  Tupac and Janet Jackson “Poetic Justice”

FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A F&%$

Poetic Justice was a great love story if you can get past the F word every other line in the movie.  Janet Jackson plays a salon worker who has seen much tragedy in her life, to Tupac’s mail man looking for direction.  This movie features a great lovers quarrel between Janet and Tupac where they scream the F word over and over at eachother.  In the words of the movie ” they still gone F*&%  you up!!!”

3.  Ross and Rachel ” Friends”

Who didn’t love Ross and Racel.  We all wanted a Rachel cut even if our hair was to curly for it : ( and we all cringed for Ross when he made his infamous list.  Remember the jolt when Ross said ” I take thee Rachel”.  Come on you member…. We were always there for Ross and Rachel cause their there for you to….

Cause your there for me to

2.  Jack and Rose “Titanic”

Jack and Rose need no introduction.  They truly were our hearts of the ocean!!!!!  Call me smaltzy but who didn’t want to watch their  Titanic  video cassette until their were blue lines running across the screen from wearing out the video tape??? or was it just me…. Best line of the movie ”Jack!!!!!” which was screamed out over and over again by Rose throughout the movie…

YOU'LL STAY FOREVER THIS WAY

1.  Brenda and Dylan “Beverly Hills 90210″

I guess this comes as no surprise since I  already have 2 other posts about my 90210 addiction.  (Sigh)  I love this couple we lost our religions with them we danced with them at the Spring Dance.  It was all so perfect… Oh ya until a certain Kelly Taylor came along and ruined it rrrrr don’t get me started. 

BRENDA AND DYLAN FOREVER

 Honorable mentions

* NOAH AND ALLIE ” The Notebook”

HE WROTE HER 365 LETTERS WOW!!

* Jaime Sullivan and Landon Carter “A Walk to Remember”

AWW WHAT A SWEET MOVIE I KNOW I'M TOTALLY 12

WELL IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.  TIME FOR AIR CONDITIONING, SPF 44, AND POPSICLES!!!! IT’S SUMMER TIME.  I THOUGHT I WOULD KICK OFF SUMMER O9 WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL NATURE POPS.  THESE ARE HEALTHY POPSICLES WITH NO PRESERVATIVES AND NO ADDED SUGAR.  I CREATE THEM MYSELF ON MY “JACK LALANNE POWER JUICER”.  IF YOU DON’T HAVE THIS KIND OF JUICER YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN FRUIT JUICE THAT IS STORE BOUGHT BUT YOU WON’T GET THE NO PRESERVATIVES EFFECT OF THE POPSICLES IF YOU DO IT THAT WAY.  OR YOU CAN USE ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN JUICE WITH JUST REMEMBER TO BE SAFE IN THE KITCHEN!! 

- YOU WILL NEED TO GET A POPSICLE MOLDING TRAY. THEY LOOK LIKE THIS:

POPSICLE TIME!!

AFTER YOU HAVE YOUR MOLDING TRAY. YOU CAN START JUICING ANY COMBINATION OF FRUITS YOU WOULD LIKE HERE IS A RECIPE I CALL :

STRAWBERRY SUNRISE: A HANDFULL OF STRAWBERRIES, A WHOLE ORANGE PEELED, AND A COUPLE OF TANGERINES PEELED

- JUICE IN YOUR JUICER MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THE TOPS OF THE STRAWBERRIES OFF, AND PEEL YOUR CITRUS

-AFTER YOU FILL A CUP UP WITH THE JUICE, EMPTY CONTENTS INTO YOUR MOLDING TRAY THAN COVER WITH CAPS.  LET IT FREEZE FOR A COUPLE HOURS

AFTERWARD YOU SHOULD HAVE HEALTY NATURAL POPSICLES TO ENJOY THAT WON’T LEAVE YOUR MOUTH COATED IN STICKY SUGAR!!!

NO SUGAR JUST GREAT TASTE!!!

 THE FUN THING ABOUT MAKING POSICLES IS YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH AS MANY FRUITS AS YOU CAN FIND.  CREATE YOUR OWN COMBINATIONS AND YOU WILL SEE HOW MUCH FUN IT IS. JUST LOOK AT WHAT’S OUT THERE TO CHOOSE FROM!!!

SWEET!!!!

SO I THOUGHT I WOULD DIVE RIGHT IN AND DISCUSS THE TWO SEASON FINALE’S I ALWAYS CATCH 90210 ( I KNOW IT’S THE FIRST SEASON BUT I WATCHED THE ORIGINAL ONE ALL TEN YEARS!!) AND AMERICAN IDOL!!!

WELL FIRST OFF LET’S GET INTO A LITTLE SHOW I LIKE TO CALL PLEASE REUNITE BRENDA AND DYLAN AKA 90210!!! SO I WATCHED ALL SEASON AND I REALLY DIDN’T START FEELING FOR THE CHARACTERS UNTIL THE END. I THOUGHT THE ANNIE/ETHAN/NAOMI TRIANGLE WAS A BORE, SO I WAS GLAD WHEN THEY BROUGHT IN NEW HOT DYLAN WANNABEE LIAM. HE GAVE THE SHOW A MUCH NEEDED JOLT OF POOR MAN’S DYLAN!!  SO ANYWAY I LOVED LIAM AND NAOMI AT THE PROM. I THOUGHT THE SCENE WHERE THEY ARE OUTSIDE

SNOW IN BEVERLY HILLS?? ROMANTIC!

, AND NAOMI TELLS LIAM THAT HE MUST HAVE CHECKED HER FACEBOOK PAGE TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF FLOWER SHE LIKED WAS SWEET BECAUSE HE ADMITTED HE LIKED HER. YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH NAOMI CARES FOR LIAM SO IT SHOULD MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING STORY NEXT SEASON BECAUSE YOU CAN TELL THAT LIAM, WHILE HE LIKES NAOMI ALSO LIKES FLIRTING WITH ANNIE. ONTO ANNIE SHE HAD A HARD NIGHT AFTER NAOMI FALSELY ACCUSED HER OF SLEEPING WITH LIAM. NAOMI’S SISTER WHO ACTUALLY DID THE DEED IS SO EVIL IT’S COMICAL!!!!  AFTER ANNIE GET’S SCREAMED AT BY NAOMI, AND GETS WATER SPLASHED IN HER FACE I FELT BAD FOR HER. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO GO ALL CARRIE NIGHTMARE ON US FOR NEXT SEASON!!!

ANNIE THE NEW CARRIE??

THERE IS MORE TO DISCUSS BUT MY 90210 RAMBLINGS WILL TAKE UP 50 BLOGS. ONTO BRENDA AND KELLY . WELL KELLY AS USUAL IS STARTING TO LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY ATTACHED. THIS BEING ANNIE’S FATHER THE MARRIED PRINCIPAL. TYPICAL KELLY WHAT WILL THIS BE LIKE HER 50TH LOVE TRIANGLE SINCE SENIOR YEAR? THAN THERE IS MY HERO BRENDA WALSH. WELL BRENDA I REALLY WANTED YOU TO COME BACK AND FINALLY PUT KELLY IN HER PLACE

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE KELLY!!!

 AND LET HER KNOW THAT DYLAN IS WAITING FOR YOU BACK IN LONDON BUT ALAS THE STUPID WRITERS RUINED THE MOMENT I HAD WAITED 14 YEARS FOR!!! I REALLY DON’T WANT KELLY’S BABY TO BE DYLAN’S. I HOPE JASON PRIESTLY ( BRANDON) WILL COME BACK IN THE NEW SEASON AND FIND OUT IT IS REALLY HIS BABY. HEY KELLY MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN THE PATERNITY WRONG LET’S HOPE!!!!!! I’LL CATCH YOU IN THE FALL 90210!!

ONTO AMERICAN IDOL. WELL THE OTHER GUY WON

THE WINNER GUY AND ADAM LAMBERT!!!

 I THOUGHT ADAM LAMBERT SHOULD HAVE WON BECAUSE HE REALLY COULD SING AMAZING HIS VOICE GIVES ME CHILLS!!! BUT HEY THIS IS COMING FROM THE SAME GIRL WHO SANG ALONG TO  “INVISIBLE” BY CLAY AIKEN WHILE JOY RIDING IN MY CAR!!!!! ( DON’T TELL ANYONE!!!) : )

HELP I'M OUT OF HAIR STUFF!!!

UH OH!! YOU’VE WAKEN UP IN THE MORNING AND REALIZED YOUR OUT OF EVERYTHING. SUDDENLY YOUR BODY WASH IS ALL USED UP, YOU HAVE NO MORE BLUSH, YOUR LIP GLOSS IS RUNNING LOW, YOUR HAIR GEL OR LEAVE IN CONDITIONER IS NO MORE, AND YOU SQUEZZED OUT THE LAST DROP OF TOOTH PASTE?? WELL THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!. HERE IS WHAT I DO WHEN I’M RUNNING LATE IN THE MORNING AND DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET TO THE STORE FOR REPLACEMENTS.
- WHEN I’M OUT OF BODY WASH DURING MY MORNING SHOWER I USE SHAMPOO, IT’S BASICALLY THE SAME THING ISN’T IT?
- WHEN IT’S MAKE-UP TIME AND I FIND MYSELF WITH NO MORE BLUSH I TAKE SOME PINKISH CREME EYE-SHADOW AND RUB IT ON MY CHEEKS. IT WORKS  JUST AS GOOD. YOU CAN DO THIS WITH POWDER EYESHADOW TO.
- LIP GLOSS GOES FAST SO WHEN YOUR OUT, RUB SOME VASELINE ON YOUR LIPS, THAN TAKE WHATEVER COLOR EYE SHADOW OR BLUSH YOU WANT AND GENTLY RUB A DAB ACROSS YOUR LIPS. THE VASELINE AND THE EYESHADOW/ OR BLUSH CAN MAKE ANY COLOR LIP GLOSS YOU WANT WHEN YOU PRESS YOUR LIPS TOGETHER!!
- RAN OUT OF HAIR STUFF?? FOR EXAMPLE NO MORE, GEL, MOUSSE, SPRAY OR LEAVE IN CONDITIONER, RUB A DAB OF LOTION IN YOUR HANDS AND RUN IT THROUGH YOUR HAIR THIS CAN TAME FLY AWAYS FOR STRAIGHT HAIR, AND KEEP CURLY HAIR FROM FRIZZING OUT IN EMERGENCIES!!!
- WHEN I REALIZE MY TOOTH PASTE IS NO MORE AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE QUICK I DIP MY TOOTHBRUSH IN A CUP OF MOUTH WASH, AND IT CREATES A FOAM SO YOU CAN GET YOUR TEETH CLEAN WITHOUT FEELING GROSS!!
I HOPE THESE TIPS WILL COME IN HANDY TO YOU AS THEY HAVE SAVED ME SO MANY TIMES!! JUST REMEMBER TO BUY IN BULK NEXT TIME YOUR AT THE STORE : )

EYE SHADOW CAN BE BLUSH OR LIP STICK!!!

NO HAIR SPRAY?? NO PROBLEM! TRY LOTION!!!

NOT AS SWEET AS IT LOOKS!!!

NATURE'S DIET COKE!!!

WELL EVER SINCE WAY BACK I GAVE UP THE SUGAR SODA, AND OPTED FOR A COLD REFRESHING DIET COKE. BUT NOW AS THE YEARS HAVE GONE BY I FIND MYSELF HAVING TO STOCK MY FRIDGE WITH THIS STUFF CONSTANTLY. EVEN WHEN I AM OUT SOMEWHERE AND THE DRINKS ARE FLOWING ALL I’M REALLY CRAVING IS A DIET COKE. IS THAT WIERD?? WELL I DEFINATELY KNOW HOW ADDICTING THIS STUFF IS. MY ADVICE TO MYSELF WHICH I NEVER TAKE IS TO STOP DRINKING IT. SOMETIMES I AM GOOD AND CAN GIVE IT UP FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS, BUT THAN I TELL MYSELF OH I’LL JUST HAVE ONE HERE AND THERE, THAN IT TURNS INTO ANOTHER THREE MONTHS OF DRINKING THIS STUFF. EVEN WHEN I AM MAKING MY VEGETABLE JUICE LIKE I MENTIONED IN MY PREVIOUS BLOGS I STILL WANT A DIET COKE WHICH PRETTY MUCH RUINS MY JUICING EFFORTS. WELL I’M GOING TO TRY MY BEST TO STOP AND STICK WITH DIET WATER. LET’S SEE HOW LONG I CAN GO……

HI EVERYONE I THOUGHT I WOULD TAKE A MINUTE TO SHOW YOU SOME VERY LOVELY OUTFITS BEING SPORTED BY MISSES MARIAH CAREY LATELY. NOW I KNOW EVERYONE GIVES MARIAH A HARD TIME FOR THE WAY SHE DRESSES. THEY SAY HER CLOTHES ARE TO TIGHT, TO TEENAGE, TO SILLY, BUT I THINK SHE DRESSES GREAT. I ALWAYS LIKE HOW MARIAH USUALLY DRESSES IN SOLID COLORS. YOU DON’T USUALLY CATCH HER WEARING LOTS OF LOUD AGGRIVATING PRINTS. I THINK THE NEUTRALS AND SOLIDS WORK WELL FOR HER BECAUSE THEY SHOW HER OFF. I HATE WHEN THE CLOTHES TAKE OVER THE PERSON AND YOU BECOME A WALKING HANGER. SHE DOESN’T GO OVERBOARD ON THE TRENDS. INSTEAD I THINK SHE HAS A VERY GIRLY, POLISHED, AND SWEET, LADYLIKE LOOK TO WHAT SHE WEARS. HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE MARIAH 2009 SPRING LOOKS…

SIMPLE CARDIGAN AND BLACK SUNDRESS

 THIS LOOK ABOVE IS VERY CLASSY. AND I LOVE THE FLARE OF THE SUNDRESS. GIVES IT JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TWIRL!!!

NEUTRALS, NEUTRALS!!!

HERE IS MARIAH IN A LONG TAN CREME SUNDRESS AGAIN WITH A LONGER SLEEVED CARDIGAN. IT ALL WORKS FROM THE EARRINGS TO THE PLATFORM SHOES. THE NEUTRAL COLORING WORKS GREAT WITH MARIAH’S SKIN TONE. AND AVOIDING LOUD JARRISH PRINTS LEAVES YOUR EYE FEELING SATISFIED NOT OVERWHELMED.

RUFFILY AND PINK!!!

THE DRESS ABOVE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.  VERY GIRLY AND PERFECT FOR SPRING. MARIAH TYING THE CARDIGAN SWEATER AROUND HER SHOULDERS THIS TIME SAYS SPRING WALK IN THE PARK, AND THE PLATFORM HEELS GIVE A SEXY BOOST. FABULOUS MIMI!!!!

GRAPEFRUIT, THE NEW SOAP??

AS I MENTIONED IN MY PREVIOUS POST I HAVE BEEN INTO JUICING LATELY, AND IT HAS MADE ME SEE A BIGGER PICTURE. HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO THE LOCAL PHARMACY AND SEEN PRODUCT AFTER PRODUCT OF THINGS YOU SHOULD SUPPOSEDLY BUY TO KEEP YOU LOOKING OH SO FRESH. WELL I AM DONE WITH THAT THINKING. THE SECRET TO FRESH, BEAUTIFUL SKIN JUST MIGHT BE IN YOUR REFRIDGERATOR. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A JUICER FOLLOW THESE STEPS.
-GET A BOWL AND JUICE YOURSELF ONE CARROT, OR A GRAPEFRUIT PEELED.
- LET A LITTLE JUICE FILL THE BOWL, YOU DON’T NEED THAT MUCH
- NEXT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF WASHCLOTHS OR COTTON BALLS, BECAUSE THINGS COULD GET MESSY
- DIP YOUR COTTON BALL OR WASH CLOTH IN THE JUICE AND RUB ON YOUR FACE IN CIRCULAR MOTIONS.
- STOP IF YOUR SKIN FEELS IRRITATED AND PLEASE DON’T USE THE JUICE OF ANY VEGETABLE OR FRUITS YOUR ALLERGIC TO
- LET THE JUICE SOAK INTO YOUR FACE FOR AT LEAST THREE MINUTES
- FINISH BY RUBBING OFF WITH YOUR WASH CLOTHS.
- IF YOU WASHED YOUR FACE WITH CARROT YOUR SKIN MIGHT LOOK ORANGE SO USE WATER AND SOAP TO GET THE REST OFF.
- WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOUR SKIN SHOULD FEEL SOFT AND LOOK VIBRANT!!!!!!
HEY I FIGURE IF THE JUICE IS GOOD FOR YOU ON THE INSIDE, IT SHOULD WORK JUST AS GOOD ON THE OUTSIDE. HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT!!!!

DON'T FORGET THESE!!!